Specially designed to ensure maximum comfort when stapling a schadenfreude

I was having a time of relaxation in browsing the net and my Facebook account when suddenly, I saw a post that really caught my attention.

The post talks about the "give-and-take" idea. Then I scrolled down to see the comments below and I have read something like a blind item that I know in myself is me! I know the person (of course she is my friend on Facebook). I just don't understand what the hell is the problem of this other girl who's making fun of me by making me as her blind item. She doesn't even have anything to do with the problem or the topic and kept on saying things against me which I find confidential and inappropriate to talk about on the internet.

I must admit that I was really hurt knowing all of that just a while ago. I felt like I was back stabbed by people whom I am related with in blood. They are like Barbies who can't even tell me face-to-face that I'm a trash in our house and useless. Because I admit that I'm still unemployed for 2months since I graduated and I can't even help paying the bills. I was just shocked that I felt very comfortable and didn't know that I shouldn't ask things from them anymore.

I also didn't know that my worst enemy is here in our house. But I'm a bit happy because she's leaving in Singapore for a month. I'll get rid of that schadenfreude.

I'll buy her a packing tape for her eyes not to be able to see, or I'll just invent a device that will stop or prevent people to think and talk about others' shortcomings specially designed to ensure maximum comfort when stapling a schadenfreude like her.